June 2012
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May 2012
62 posts
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
Anonymous asked: i would do mosh pits with you !
Top 4 Wishes
1. earn money without working
2. be smart without studying
3. love without being hurt
4. eat without getting fat
Karma's only a bitch if you are.
Note to Self - Alcohol is cheaper than therapy
me: why am i single
me: i am FUNNY
me: AND NICE
me: WHAT ELSE DO U NEED
comes in contact with mirror
me: oh